The Wedding Planner Movie Script

The Wedding Planner (2001) on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more. Terrible acting, script, plot, everything. Don't watch this; if you're mad enough to watch it. The Wedding Planner is the must see date movie of the year. It's a romantic. The Wedding Planner is a 2001 romantic comedy film directed by Adam Shankman, written by Michael Ellis and Pamela Falk, and starring Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey Plot. At the movie, Mary and Steve dance but as they are about to kiss a heavy downpour forces them to run for cover.

Contents • • • • • • • Mary [ ] • Earwax. 'X' on a triple letter, 'A' on a double word. Seventy-two points. • A quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge. Scrub scrub scrub.

• You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches. • What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers. • Are you aware that Fran has chosen teal for her bridesmaids? Teal, the color of gangrene. Oh, oh, and I Honestly Love You as your wedding song?

You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now! • You are exquisite. You're timeless. And you have the love of a man named Steve. A man who, while you were away having meetings about mozzarella, said to me: 'I can't believe she picked me. I can't believe I'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met.' So that tells me that this marriage of yours is not only gonna work, it's gonna last forever.

Steve [ ] • I had to go through your wallet to get your identification. And you know what I must say, I've ever met anyone who alphabetized her credit cards before. • What if what I think is great, really is great.

But it's not as great, as something greater? • Oh, of course. Why didn't I bring the Krazy Glue, in case his pecker fell off? Other [ ] • Geri: Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you.

• Penny: Oh no! Darn it, I just remembered that I. I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her um change her fax cartridge tonight. Because she's going out of town tomorrow.

On an African safari! • Bert: Girl asks you to dance, you dance. • Massimo: You long for him the way I long for you. • Massimo: You need to learn the patience.

Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love. Dialogue [ ] Salvatore: Maria, you remember Massimo. Dottie: Mud did him good. Form z keygen crack. Massimo: The last time I see you, you were scrawny and ugly and your head was too big for your body. Mary: How nice. Steve: Now talk to me.

How are you feeling? Are you experiencing any dizziness, nausea, difficulty breathing? Mary: The breathing thing rings a bell. Then again, you are on top of me, cutting off my air supply. Little Girl 1: Yup, she's dead all right. Little Girl 2: You think she's going to heaven? Little Boy: Definitely.